Where is the Stupid Database? Part One of Two (Comic #570)

Thing 1: I am the worst.

Thing 2: Why?

Thing 1: 'cause I do stupid stuff sometimes.

Thing 2: Yeah.

Thing 1: And going over stuff again and again doesn't help.

Thing 2: It does not.

Thing 1: There isn't even a database you can look at to tell you how much you've been stupid!

Thing 2: That is true.

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