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We see a kettle The Things have unusually square heads The things look out at us The Things look in other directions
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The strange bias in our culture against receiving lemons has always struck me as odd. If life gives you a fragrant source of vitamin C that is an essential ingredient in many Mediterranean cuisines, from a tree that needs an adequate supply of water and can be killed by the frost, add a lot of sugar! I feel like it must be a fairly recent saying that started with cheap industrialized food or a saying that started with the clueless and wealthy. If life gives you a three course banquet, chew thoroughly. If dry cleaning your shirts becomes too expensive, get your wife to do it!

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Stuffed toy BuNSOn Hoppydew, a beloved mascot of Roller Derby Officiating is looking at an iPad that has a drawing of yesterday's comic on it, Real Things Head Boop Bunnies.

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Thing 1 is bowing down to to gently head boop Bunson Hoppydew. Thing 2 smiles and looks on. Real Things head boop bunnies
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Thing 1: I have a sad. Thing 2: Can I help? Thing 1 just stares into space, looking sad. Thing 2 boops their head onto Thing 1's chest.SFX: Boop! Thing 1 looks up and smiles a little. Thing 2 keeps their head in place.

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Bunson Hoppydew is sitting by himself.
Bunson: It takes one to know one. Bunson: So if you don't know one Bunson: You might know zero or twelve or a googleplex! Bunson dances around.
SFX: Spoing Bunson: Wheeee! Bunson sits down next to a large #1
 Bunson: Hello
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Thing 1 looks a little odd, slowly their head slides down their body until their head is on the ground. They smile up at Thing 2.
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Webcomic Transcript. Thing 1: Do you believe in me?
Thing 2: No Thing 2: I have evidence. Thing 1: Is it nice evidence? The Thing rest their head on each other.
Thing 2: Yes.

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A flower pot flies over Thing 2 It lands on Thing 1's head Flowers start sprouting from Thing 2 The flower pot gently slides down Thing 1's back and lands on the ground upright. Meanwhile, Thing 2 sprouts with so many flowers they are nothing but flowers
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Bunson Hoppydew is dancing everywhere. His ears a twirling around each other, he's dancing upside down and all over the place. SFX: SPOING! Thing 1 and Thing 2 are in the middle of this. Thing 1: Bunny seems happy. The Things look up at Bunson's froclicking. Thing 2: That''s how bunnies are.