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Character: The Things

The Things don’t have arms, legs or a gender. Physically, they are nigh invulnerable and emotionally vulnerable, sensitive and kind. Sometimes they eat spoons!

  • Oh No Hands webcomic, see below for full transcript

    No Hands! (Comic #127)

    May 29, 2013

  • HANDS!!! webcomic, see below for full details.

    HANDS!!! (Comic #125)

    May 25, 2013

  • We see a kettle The Things have unusually square heads The things look out at us The Things look in other directions

    Kettle (Comic #123)

    May 21, 2013

  • The strange bias in our culture against receiving lemons has always struck me as odd. If life gives you a fragrant source of vitamin C that is an essential ingredient in many Mediterranean cuisines, from a tree that needs an adequate supply of water and can be killed by the frost, add a lot of sugar! I feel like it must be a fairly recent saying that started with cheap industrialized food or a saying that started with the clueless and wealthy. If life gives you a three course banquet, chew thoroughly. If dry cleaning your shirts becomes too expensive, get your wife to do it!

    Lifestyle Advice from a Small Pink Bunny Part 5, Lemons. Comic #122

    May 19, 2013

  • Thing 1 is bowing down to to gently head boop Bunson Hoppydew. Thing 2 smiles and looks on. Real Things head boop bunnies

    Real Things (BOOP 2) (Comic #121)

    May 17, 2013

  • Thing 1: I have a sad. Thing 2: Can I help? Thing 1 just stares into space, looking sad. Thing 2 boops their head onto Thing 1's chest.SFX: Boop! Thing 1 looks up and smiles a little. Thing 2 keeps their head in place.

    Sad (Comic #120)

    May 15, 2013

  • The Things are hanging out together. Thing 1 is all wavy jiggly lines and looks a bit sad. Thing 1 looks on in concern.
Thing 1: The world is very loud today. Thing 2's head becomes enormous in size and flips back like a flip top head. They're smiling and looking happy in a massive bulgy head kind of way. Thing 1's vibrations have become more intense in some spots and don't have vibrations any more in other spots. They look a little scared. Thing 2 has reduced their head down to normal size
Thing 2: I eated the loud. Thing 1 Smiles. Thing 2 has indications of a slightly burbly belly. Thing 2 (in large letters): Burrrp
Thing 2 (in small letters): brrapt

    Loud (Comc #118)

    May 11, 2013

  • Thing 1 looks a little odd, slowly their head slides down their body until their head is on the ground. They smile up at Thing 2.

    Sliding Giff (Comic #116)

    May 07, 2013

  • Webcomic Transcript. Thing 1: Do you believe in me?
Thing 2: No Thing 2: I have evidence. Thing 1: Is it nice evidence? The Thing rest their head on each other.
Thing 2: Yes.

    Evidence (Comic #115)

    May 05, 2013

  • A flower pot flies over Thing 2 It lands on Thing 1's head Flowers start sprouting from Thing 2 The flower pot gently slides down Thing 1's back and lands on the ground upright. Meanwhile, Thing 2 sprouts with so many flowers they are nothing but flowers

    Flowering Pot (Comic…Animated Gif #114)

    May 03, 2013

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Thing 2: I have a sad Thing 1: Are you looking for solutions or comfort? Thing 2: I would like to be angry, then sad, then comforted, then adventure for solutions, then giggles Thing 1: Let’s start! Thing 2: Raar
https://www.thingswithout.com/comic/311-a-sad/
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  • 1 Saint Patrick’s Day Webcomic Transcript Thing 1 is green. Thing 1: I thought I’d go green for St Patrick’s Day Thing 2: Cute Thing 1 has a few flowers spouting out of their head. Thing 1: Oooh! Photosynthesis! Thing 1: has more flowers sprouting out of their body Thing 2: What fun! Thing 1 and Thing 2 smile at each other, many flowers sprouting from their bodies. Thing 1: I love having fun with you.

    Saint Patricks Day (Comic #763)

    Mar 17, 2024

  • 2 The Return of the Worst! Thing 1: I'm the worst! Thing 2: I think you should ask lots of people to tell you nice things about you and write them down! Thing 1: Oh no! Thing 2: And that's not the worst part! Thing 2: You should listen and not immediately inject "no" or "but" Thing 1: You are very mean. Thing 2: I might be the worst!

    The Return of the Worst! (Comic #765)

    Aug 02, 2024

  • 3 In Synch Webcomic. See text below for full details.

    In Synch (Comic #756)

    Dec 22, 2023

  • 4 Equinox Comic Transcript Thing 1 has a flower pop out of their head. Thing 1 looks happy; Thing 2 looks surprised. Thing 1 has two flowers pop out of their head. Thing 2: I thought equinox meant flowers were gone! Thing 1: No, just migrated to warmer places. Bunson appears as a warmer place, glowing with sunbeams. The Things smile and flowers appear everywhere. Thing 1: mmm!!! Thing 2: Ahhhh!!!

    Equinox (Comic #766)

    Sep 28, 2024

  • 5 Biases Comic Transcript Boot: I’m going to work on my own biases today. Boot sits in silence. Boot sits in silence. Boot: Because if I don’t, who will?

    Biases (Comic #768)

    Oct 22, 2024

  • 6 Webcomic, see text below for full transcript

    Fancy! (Comic #738)

    Dec 24, 2022

  • 7 Transformative Plans Comic Transcript Little Liz a smiling cartoon talks to us. Little Liz: Making plans is transformative. Little Liz: Not because half the plans happen… Little Liz: But because I know myself better. Little Liz: So I can respond to life in the most meaningful way.

    Transformative Plans (Comic #781)

    Mar 07, 2025

  • 8 Nature Comic Transcript Narrator: Nature does not hurry, yet everything is accomplished. Cheetah: Hmmmm, I hurry sometimes, and I don’t get my quarry. Narrator: But overall… Cheetah: Huh? Narrator: Like… statistically Cheetah: I think, statistically, nature doesn’t care about accomplishments. The cheetah chases a gazelle. Cheetah: And that is a different kind of freedom! Philosophy with a small yellow cheetah.

    Nature aka Philosophy With a Small Yellow Cheetah (Comic #769)

    Nov 08, 2024

  • 9 Angles Transcript Thing one looks up Thing two looks on Thing one looks behind them Thing one turns themselves almost upside down Thing One: it’s nice to see the world from different angles

    Angles (Comic #758)

    Feb 16, 2024

  • 10 Lifestyle Advice From a Small Pink Bunny Bunson Hoppydew (he’s a little pink bunny who likes dancing, friendship and cake) is sitting in Boot. Familiarity Breeds Bunson hugs boot. Contentment. Bunson closes his eyes with happiness and Sock also rests in Boot.

    Familiarity, part 2! (Comic #770)

    Nov 22, 2024

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