Thing 1: I am the worst.

Thing 2: Why?

Thing 1: ’cause I do stupid stuff sometimes.

Thing 2: Yeah.

Thing 1: And going over stuff again and again doesn’t help.

Thing 2: It does not.

Thing 1: There isn’t even a database you can look at to tell you how much you’ve been stupid!

Thing 2: That is true.

Thanks to all my patrons and special big extra thanks to Helen, Dennis, and Ralph, Sandra Fowler, Matthew Noe, Sandra M. Odell and Erik Owomoyela.