I dunno about you all, but this has been my experience!


Hand washing diagram from World Health Organization with modified text.

Sing Happy Birthday twice?
That’s boring!

Hmmm, which one? Which one?!

Out out damn spot… umm… out Spot! Out!

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down…

Uhhh… twas brillig and the slythie… or is it slyvie? Toves? Troves?

… I shall not fear, fear is the mind killer… fear is…

Did I wash long enough? What cadence and way of saying it gets the timing right?

What poem should I memorize and time?

I’ve tried so many, my brain is exhausted.

… …

Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you

Phew! That’s so much easier!


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